in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
I really hope no one’s done this yet.
I really hope this happens.
*AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON*
What does you mean with “but”?!
BRING ALL OF THEM
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
this post is wild
I’m here for this.
reblogging again cause i need this
Accurate portrayal of me when someone gives me birthday or Christmas money
Stereotypes - What Color is Your Music?
it really bothers me when my sister informs me that I’m not black or korean, as if my race should determine whether or not I’m allowed to enjoy hip-hop, rap, kpop, RnB, or any other genre. I’m not trying to steal anyone’s heritage, or be someone I am not. I’m just trying to be myself. Music is music.